My Very Belated, Concise Reaction to Ohio’s Win Over Penn State

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Score: Ohio – 24, Penn State – 14

Me (on the outside, gets up from chair, says to dad): Well, that was a good game. I always thought they had it in them.

Me (on the inside, heart racing, palms sweaty): WOOOOOOO! HOLY CRAP WE JUST BEAT PENN STATE! I KNEW WE WERE GONNA KICK THEIR *butts*. THIS YEAR JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER. GO BOBCATS BABY! YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! MACTION IN YO FACE PENN STATE! 12 AND 0! TYLER TETTLETON FOR HEISMAN *bleep* YOU MATT BARKLEY. I LOVE THIS TEAM!

I’m happier about this win than a panda bear on a rocking horse.